“During a recent chilly night at home, 23-year-old Phoebe Murphy cupped a full mug of hot cocoa while secretly thinking about Academy Award winner Rachel Weisz banging her into oblivion.”
Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now
